Why Your Brain is a Terrible Co-Pilot
Turns out that ascending multiplier is just Skinner’s pigeon experiment with jet fuel. My prefrontal cortex filed a complaint after I clicked ‘one more round’ five times—turns out it’s now an ex-cortex.

Pro Tip: Auto-cashout at 2x? More like auto-save-your-dignity mode. That 97% RTP feels suspiciously like Vegas math when you’re staring at your third straight sub-1.5x ‘flight.’

Real Talk: If you haven’t screenshot a near-miss at 4.9x to post on #AviatorFails, are you even playing? Cue existential pilot noises.